Bossman:Hey! Welcome back! How was your flight?
Me:It was cool, you know, the usual. My neck is hurting something serious though.
Bossman:Yeah, I'm considering getting one of those pillows. I don't care how stupid I look.
Me:Uh... I can't do it. You can look dumb first and let me know how it works for you. Then maybe I'll give it a shot.
Bossman:Sure, no problem. So, how does your schedule look for the rest of today?
Me:Pretty open. I wanted to get a massage during lunch though - my neck is seriously super stiff.
Bossman:Okay, go for it. Go take care of yourself and let me know when you're back to sit in on some meetings.
Me:We have some web work to sort through before *client* gets in town, I can knock it out before lunch?
Bossman:Nah, go get a massage. Go get a $5 coffee from Urth. Take care of yourself. See ya later!
I’ve never understood the concept of having more than one wallet. Seriously, what idiot has the time to switch their credit cards, ids, misc cards, photos, etc between multiple wallets??
But fuck you Tumblr for making me want to be that idiot.
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