Amy Marie: Commencement Speech to the Harvard Class of 2000 by Conan O'Brien →

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I’d like to thank the Class Marshals for inviting me here today. The last time I was invited to Harvard it cost me $110,000, so you’ll forgive me if I’m a bit suspicious. I’d like to announce up front that I have one goal this afternoon: to be…